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Send us Your Best and Worst pick up line here, we have
compiled a list of pickup lines. We decided to post them to help you
in your endeavor to find the perfect mate. Some of these pickup lines
are hot, so use them at your own risk.
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- You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- You bear a striking resemblance to my next girlfriend
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we
did anyway.
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor tomorrow morning.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- [Grab her ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Smile if you want to sleep with me!
If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask, "Can I read your shirt in brail?"
Do you have a map…Because I keep getting lost in your eyes?
You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?
I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket…Because I can see myself in your pants?
The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you've got “fine” written all over you!
Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
Is your father a baker? Because those sure as some nice buns!
Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?
When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Email your pick up line to datemaster@muchgays.com
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